"Good news, Hammy," she said. "Your video is on Amazon. You're famous!"
Hammy couldn't believe it. He was so much better than all the other hamsters now.
He wore movie star glasses . . .
He nibbled chocolates . . .
Mostly, he napped while waiting for Oprah to call . . .
Until . . .
Sammy Sumo came to town. Sammy wanted to be a star, too!
"Sorry," Hammy said. "This town isn't big enough for both of us. Go make your own video!"
Sammy didn't take kindly to those words. He pushed his stomach out -- oh, nevermind -- his stomach was already pushed out -- and he bellowed, "Them's fightin' words, Hamster!"
Sammy jumped on Hammy. "Oomph!"
He pounded Hammy. "Ouch!"
Hammy needed to do something quickly.
"I've got to get in shape!"
So he lifted weight . . .
. . . until he was strong enough to fight back. "Whomp!"
Come on, Hammy and Sammy! Can't we all just get along?
APPARENTLY NOT . . .
Uh-oh! Was Hammy doomed?
He had no choice but to use his secret, super power -- something so secret it was to be used only in case of dire emergency -- HAMSTER FARTS!
Will Sammy Sumo ever wake? Will Hammy Hamster triumph and return to his life of big-headed leisure? Or will Sammy Sumo get up and take over this town?
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