I'm too old to have this much fun on Halloween . . .

Strange beings invaded our home and our neighborhood . . .

(Oy vey!)

(Scariest costume ever -- teen at the computer.)

(Looks like they've lowered the drinking age in Florida.)

(In your future, I see a trip . . . to the dentist.)

(Too cute to be a mad murderer.)

(See what happens when you insult the wife's cooking?)

(Where am I and where did I get all this hair?)

(This is how I look most mornings before school . . . and after school.)

(Look who responded to the personal ad this time.)

(Last seen terrorizing small children and stealing their candy.)

(In sickness and in health and in last minute Halloween costumes.)

(Greek Gods? Nah! Geek Gods!)

Hope you all had a Halloween to dismember!