I'm doing pun research. Some are so funny, I have to share. (My apologies to the authors of these gems as there were no names mentioned.)
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be.
I can hear you groaning from here. Have a PUNDERFUL day!