Happy PUNday!

Mondays stink!

So I'm renaming today PUNday. And to celebrate the new day, here are a few fun puns a friend recently sent:

1. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

3. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron. The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.

4. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

Oh, I can hear you groaning from here.

Feel free to PUNish me with your own groaners. Come on. I dare you!

This Is Too Punny . . .

I'm doing pun research. Some are so funny, I have to share. (My apologies to the authors of these gems as there were no names mentioned.)

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be.

I can hear you groaning from here. Have a PUNDERFUL day!