So I'm renaming today PUNday. And to celebrate the new day, here are a few fun puns a friend recently sent:
1. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron. The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.
4. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.
Oh, I can hear you groaning from here.
Feel free to PUNish me with your own groaners. Come on. I dare you!